“I stole this joint from my dad.”

Sativa or Indica?

I usually just accept what’s being offered to me and then try not to lose my shit too badly.

Joints or pipes?

I stole this joint from my dad.

Have you ever been arrested?

Doll, I haven’t even been outside!

Describe your first kiss?

My first kiss was with a girl named Mallory at my camp, French Woods. We went to a gorgeous meadow called Fuck Field in the dead of night and did second base, among other things. She spent a year in the UCLA musical theatre program before pivoting to a more sensible career path.

Boxers or briefs?

My absolute choo choo train ass is far too massive for a panty of any kind.